About Me

Amateur Photographer in Scotland

Daft Wee Pictures is run by a sometimes passionate and highly unqualified photographer based in the local area with a scant portfolio from nothing projects. Full of apathy, I have a lazy approach to photography and excel in capturing the occasional fluke shot. Contact me today through my booking form to find out nothing more about my background and lack of skills. If you buy any of my pictures, your purchase would be greatly appreciated, but you would be nonetheless wasting your money. Happy browsing!

Technology and Technique

When out and about, I always use ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶c̶a̶m̶e̶r̶a̶ ̶e̶q̶u̶i̶p̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ my cameraphone. If you want a photo-quality finish, powerful photos and beautiful images in all circumstances, then you’ve come to the wrong place. I’m dispassionate in finding out about the latest tech in the industry and the best digital techniques for retouching and finessing final images. Using c̶u̶t̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶e̶d̶g̶e̶ pish technology, I cannae smooth out any blemishes or lines, Infact, what you see is what you get. If you buy any o ma stuff, yir aff yir chump!

Amenities

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